{"product_id":"just-a-cat-lady","title":"Just a Cat Lady","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text-block w-richtext\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m 30 or something. I own two cats. My mom thinks this is the beginning of a tragedy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“You’re getting old,” she says.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“You have no man, only fur babies.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs if I’m supposed to start crying into the litter box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut let me tell you something: I don’t chase men.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd on a lonely night?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt smells like freedom, good lighting, and better taste in partners.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is romantic, mysterious, a little dramatic, just like me when I run into my ex at Walmart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sept 28th Perfumeries","offers":[{"title":"50ml","offer_id":43930347339854,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/6190\/4974\/files\/easify-ms-povu9c4ljj.webp?v=1783278010","url":"https:\/\/www.lakeoswegoflowers.com\/products\/just-a-cat-lady","provider":"Lake Oswego Flowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}